|Teachers.Net Gazette Vol.6 No.3||March 2009|
|Cover Story by Graysen Walles|
|Teachers are Brave|
|Somewhere in this country a drive-by was avoided, a robbery was reconsidered, or a suicide attempt was abandoned because a teacher was willing to show up and make a difference in the classroom, administrative office, after school activity, or at the home of a child.|
|Harry & Rosemary Wong: Effective Teaching|
|Assessing for Student Learning|
|»||The 21st Century Teaching-Learning Environment - (Think Outside the Classroom Box)Hal Portner|
|»||Why Do You Teach?Sue Gruber|
|»||Educating Homeless ChildrenLeah Davies|
|»||Old School Progress ReportsTodd R. Nelson|
|»||Habit vs. Awareness for the 3 Practices and for the Hierarchy of Social DevelopmentMarvin Marshall|
|»||The Busy Educator's Monthly FiveMarjan Glavac|
|»||Dear Barbara - Advice for SubsBarbara Pressman|
|»||Global Travel GuruJosette Bonafino|
|»||Tool & ToysRick Morris|
|»||Economic Relief for TeachersTeachers.Net|
|»||Fifty Years of TeachingBill Page|
|»||Strange SignsTim Newlin|
|»||A Dozen Surefire Tips To Maximize Flexible Grouping and Small Group LearningSusan Fitzell|
|»||Time to Reward YourselfAlan Haskvitz|
|»||March 2009 Writing PromptsJames Wayne|
|»||Using Photographs To Inspire Writing VHank Kellner|
|»||What’s Wrong With Teacher Education In This Country?Howard Seeman|
|»||“Slumdog Millionaire” Teaches About Education, TooDorothy Rich|
|»||Teachers’ Role in Improving Students’ Thinking Skills: Moving beyond the ‘sage on the stage’Ambreen Ahmed|
|»||Apple Seeds: Inspiring QuotesBarb Stutesman|
|»||Today Is... Daily CommemorationRon Victoria|
|»||The Lighter Side of Teaching|
|»||Teacher Blogs Showcase|
|»||Liz Phillips' Printable Discipline Rubric|
|»||Photo tour: 4th Grade Classroom|
|»||Lessons, Resources and Theme Activities: March 2009|
|»||Featured Lesson: Recognizing Bullying|
|»||Modeling Guided Reading FAQ, Periodic Table of Videos – Fascinating Chemistry!, Carl Sagan - 4th Dimension Explanation, Parabolas in the Real World, Al Jolson sings - Brother Can You Spare a Dime?, Lovers’ Waltz - Casey Willis on violin, Meet Secretary of Education Arne Duncan|
|»||Live on Teachers.Net: March 2009|
|»||T-Netters Share Favorite Recipes|
|»||Managing Hyperactive Students|
|»||Newsdesk: Events & Opportunities for Teachers|
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March 1, 2009
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Get That Football Out Of The Super Bowl!Posted by Sue on Teachers.Net Chatboard
When my daughter was four we told her we were having a Super Bowl party. We got snacks and drinks and my husband was watching the game. My daughter asked when the Super Bowl started and I told her it already started. She responded, "Oh great, we're going to miss it because Daddy is watching the football game!" That was 15 years ago and we still tease her about it.
On Whose Authority?Posted by “Dad” on Special Education Teachers Chatboard
The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me struggle with it, one of my students came up and took over. "Your hard drive crashed," he said.
I called the computer services office and explained, "My computer is down. The hard drive crashed."
"We can't just send people down on your say-so. How do you know that's the problem?"
"A student told me," I answered.
"We'll send someone over right away."
Complete DisclosurePosted by Sunset/D on Teachers.Net Chatboard
A student tore into our school office. "My iPod was stolen!" she cried .I handed her a form, and she filled it out, answering everything, even those questions intended for the principal. Under "Disposition" she wrote, "I'm really ticked off."
Serendipitous SequesterPosted by Rita/KY on Teachers.Net Chatboard
My best friend has a set of twin boys. They are very, very smart, and were on our 4th grade academic team as 3rd graders. One of the questions during a meet was a state and capital. None of the 4th graders on either team knew the answer, but one of the twins buzzed in and got it correct. Thanks to his correct answer, our team won.
After the match, we asked him how he knew the answer, as third grade doesn't learn state and capitals. He grinned and said, "It is because I can't be quiet." He had a little "girlfriend" in his class, and they loved to talk. Finally, his teacher moved him completely across the room from her. He couldn't talk to her and none of the other kids would talk to him because they didn't want to get in trouble. When he finished his work, he would sit and study the big map of the United States on the wall beside his desk. He quickly learned all the states and capitals, and where every state is located. He said, "Well, Mom, I guess my big mouth finally paid off." :)
Burrow DecorPosted by KimKca on the Classroom Humor Chatboard
In kindergarten this week, we have been talking about winter. Monday, I read the kids a non-fiction book about animals in winter and introduced the kids to vocabulary like "hibernation," "migration," and "burrow."
There is a place in the book that shows a woodchuck's burrow. The kids were very interested in the tunnels, bathroom chamber, and sleeping chamber. We discussed how many burrowing animals will have more than one entrance to fool predators. After discussing the book, we did a "directed drawing" of a woodchuck's burrow. We labeled parts and then some of the kids asked if they could color the drawings.
I reminded the children that this was a "science" drawing, so accuracy in color is important. The kids decided that brown was probably going to be the predominant color, since the picture of the burrow was under a winter landscape. Some children put green on a few trees and colored the hibernating woodchuck with tan and brown colored pencils.
I walked around the room, giving feedback. I stopped short when I saw McKenna, one of my most competent students and a very good listener, using a pink crayon inside the woodchuck's sleeping chamber. She was carefully coloring the outline of the chamber.
"McKenna," I said, "what's this? Is the sleeping chamber PINK?"
McKenna looked up and me and smiled.
"No. It's brown. And has grass."
"Well... what is the pink crayon for?" I asked.
She continued coloring and replied, "Wallpaper."
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