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HUMOR FROM THE CLASSROOM...
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TOP TEN PICK UP LINES FOR TEACHER
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10. Care to take a spin in my Pinto?
9. Let's do committee sometime!
8. What's a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
7. Carry your bookbag?
6. You have the cutest little chalkchuck!
5. Gosh.........I thought you were a student!!!!!!!!
4. I'm ADD....want to help me relax?
3. NOBODY diagrams a sentence like you, baby!
2. Care to evaluate each other?
1. How about a little HANDS ON, sweetie?????????
Latest Posts on the Classroom Humor Chatboard...
- Funny Quotes?, 5/08/00, by Scout.
- Being a little teacher. Haha. , 5/07/00, by sky.
- just a gentle reminder to help with book please, 5/06/00, by cofio.
- Role model :), 5/06/00, by Rita/KY.
- Hormones, 5/03/00, by Ripper.
- who wants to be a millionaire..., 5/01/00, by Erica.
- Paul Revere, 4/25/00, by cadams.
- Mangled preschool rhymes, 4/24/00, by Linda S..
- pirate joke, 4/24/00, by Jamie Maclennan.
- Principal shock, 4/21/00, by Denise.
- sex before our time, 4/15/00, by martha.
- the LIZARD, 4/14/00, by Wally.
- how do you spell, 4/13/00, by linn king.
- Ban the Bubble!, 4/11/00, by teach4kids.
- hair?, 4/08/00, by Kathy.
- Fear of bugs, 4/02/00, by Florence.
- A sentence using "passed", 4/01/00, by para.
- Names, 3/31/00, by Leigh.
- Please help me with my book. Thank you. , 3/29/00, by cofio.
- Duh!, 3/24/00, by Margaret.
- Happy Easter, 3/22/00, by Just trying....
- BRACES Please Help Me!!!, 3/20/00, by Alicia ShyGirl.
- Make up picture day, 3/18/00, by Diana.
- "Speech" students, 3/14/00, by Julie.
- Identical twins, 3/12/00, by Lois K/CA.
- Listening to students read, 3/10/00, by Jeannie.
- Where does Jesus live?, 2/21/00, by Sally.
- Thesaurus, 2/15/00, by John G..
- Catching On, 2/15/00, by Goose.
- You can do what???, 2/11/00, by Hangin' in there!.
- Oh that Ramona!, 2/09/00, by silly old teacher.
- Goundhog???, 2/06/00, by Sherry.
- opposites, 2/05/00, by diana.
- I have a problem with my class copying......, 1/30/00, by (Not intended to offend anybody!).
- Does Poultry Rhyme?, 1/30/00, by Lauren.
- oceans, 1/29/00, by Roger K..
- INNOVATION, 1/24/00, by BILLY WANNA BE.
- UNCONVENTIONAL TEACHERS, 1/23/00, by Tim Meltreger.
- The President, 1/18/00, by Daphne.
- Meet fellow teachers from around the World !, 1/14/00, by Cemal ARDIL.
- Celebrity Look-alike, 1/13/00, by Ms. L.
- What will we do in college?, 1/13/00, by Rachel.
- Period, 1/10/00, by Starshyne.
- believe or be leavin', 1/10/00, by mdb.
- Mixed Blessings, 1/08/00, by leanne.
- Rubric-a-mania, 12/22/99, by Bob.
- middle school boys and dissection terms, 12/21/99, by DFM.
- Wrong bag!, 12/07/99, by Rachel.
- periods, 12/07/99, by Michelle Taylor-Smith.
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